Bad News Beers

Average: .364                                                                                                                                                                                          RBI: 3

We got the chance to sit down with Beers’ outfielder, Sean Cusick.  During the week off, Cusick was the only Beers player to take the oppurtunity to sit down with reporters.  We won’t comment on how much he paid us to run this article.

What is your real height?

I am listed at 5′7″.

Ok. Again, what is your REAL height?

5 foot 7.

Right. Do you have any superstitions?

 No. I am monigamous.

What does that even mean? Anyway, care to explain the .364 average? It is softball…

I have to go now. More interviews to do.

Thanks for your time.

Yup, had nothin better to do.

After being contacted by Sean Cusick’s agent, we were forced to take down the previous interview.  Evidently, it wasn’ supporting his ‘image’.

Who is your athletic role model?

Wade Boggs….Here’s why: http://tastybooze.com/2007/04/the-origin-of-boggs

What was your most embarrassing sporting moment?

When i was 11 I tried riding no hands on my BMX bike and i fell off and got a concussion. Brian Hill had to run back to my house and get my dad to carry me inside. The girl i liked was watchin, eating Nerds.

What is your favorite sports moment you will never forget?

Winning the New Jersey States Traveling Soccer League on a the 5th and final penalty shot.

Please define “monigamous”.

Please refer to the Columbian Hooters waitress in Atlantic City for the definition of ‘Monigamous’

What are your favorite things to do in your spare time?

Download Snoop Doggy Dogg music.

Thanks for your time.  Your .364 average still sucks though.

Blow me.