Recently, I had a chance to sit down and talk to Beers’ left fielder, Matt Rowley. Matt is having a career year and has yet to break anything that belongs to Beers players.
1. What do you contribute your success to this year? Not only are you 1st in hits, but tied for HR, 1st in RBIs, and 2nd in runs…
Jon, it’s pure commitment to the off season workout. With the help of my training team, Stella & Bronx, I have exponentially increased the size of my B’s and T’s. I also am using a lot more hips in my swing (that’s what she said).
2. What actions, if any, should be taken against star pitcher, Mike Peterson, for his tardiness to the games this year?
Quite honestly there has been a lot of buzz around the locker room on this topic. Some say he’s late cause he’s at the Home Depot, some say Bed, Bath, and Beyond, and some just say he’s a faggot. I don’t know really, it’s quite difficult to diagnose, but I can tell you one thing….as long as he’s late, you better let that guy Rowley pitch. He’s got a mean arc on his ball (that’s what she said).
3. What off season training did you do this year to get in such great softball shape?
Please refer to question #1. I love you Mom.
4. Many fans have noticed a massive bulge in your mouth during games. Care to comment?
It’s a bulge of awesomeness.
5. Who do you like this year to win the World Series?
The Orioles







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